Verse 1 Woke up late inside my tomb Moonlight dripping through the gloom Truck won’t start, the gas smells sweet Guess I’ll hunt before I eat Pre‑Chorus One thing bites, then two more too My luck’s been cursed since half past two I took a breath, tried not to drool But the whole night’s acting cruel Chorus I got the bad night blues Everything I touch just oozes hues If one more thing goes sideways now I’m flying to the woods somehow I got the bad night blues My patience ran off with its shoes If life’s a joke, then I’m the cue For every mess I stumble through Verse 2 Dinner blew up like a mortal’s scream Fork hit the floor, spilled my dream My ghoul friend laughed till he nearly died Why’s this night got me petrified? Pre‑Chorus The crypt got damp, the phone went dead Found a stake under my bed I laughed out loud, then shook my head ‘Cause even my bad luck’s undead Chorus I got the bad night blues Everything I touch just oozes hues If one more thing goes sideways now I’m flying to the woods somehow I got the bad night blues My patience ran off with its shoes If life’s a joke, then I’m the cue For every mess I stumble through Bridge Tomorrow’s got a darker face A little blood, a little grace Tonight I’ll let this curse just roll And park my pride beside the soul Final Chorus I got the bad night blues Everything I touch just oozes hues If one more thing goes sideways now I’m flying to the woods somehow I got the bad night blues My patience ran off with its shoes If life’s a joke, then I’m the cue For every mess I stumble through
