[Intro - menacing piano, low seething spoken] Yeah. Season of Reckoning. You wanted a reckoning? ...you got the wrong house. [Verse 1 - rapid, furious] I come through the Helltide like a meteor shower of spite, Greg's spinnin' up a tornado that'll swallow the night, we don't tickle, we don't tap, we don't politely engage, we erase your whole existence and we DON'T leave a page, Lilith, Daughter of Hatred? That's a cute little name, my warlock's got a kiss that'll un-write your frame, you brought a soulstone? Adorable. I brought a SEIZURE of holy, unholy, unreasonable PRESSURE, [Pre-Hook - barking] We don't farm, we EXECUTE, we don't loot, we PROSECUTE, every demon in the queue gettin' stomped in the boot, GET RECKONED. (reckoned.) GET RECKONED. (reckoned.) [Verse 2 - even faster] Kael's got a hammer and a shield and a light, switchin' builds so fast that he's a strobe in the fight, one second he's a lamp, next second he's a TANK, one-shottin' a world boss like he's robbin' a bank, you think you scary? I been farmin' your boss on a coffee break, half-AFK, at a LOSS for how easy, your Uber tier's a tutorial, please, my barbarian deletes you while he's scratchin' his knees, [Hook] We don't farm, we EXECUTE, we don't loot, we PROSECUTE, every demon in the queue gettin' stomped in the boot, GET RECKONED. (reckoned.) GET RECKONED. (reckoned.) [Verse 3 - peak rage, then comedic deflate] I'm so angry at a VIDEO GAME, can you tell? I been screamin' at a dungeon, I been cursin' at a well, my wife just looked over like "...babe, it's 2 AM," I said "NOT NOW, AZETHA, I'm DESTROYING THEM," ... okay. Okay. Maybe I need a little sleep. Maybe touchin' grass. Maybe friendships to keep. ...nah. One more Helltide. Load it up again, 'CAUSE WE GET RECKONED TILL THE BITTER END! [Outro - panting, spoken] ...we did not get reckoned. We're extremely strong. ...one more run. [End]
