[Intro - finger snaps, brushed drums, smooth spoken] Ah... another evening in the burning hellscape. ...I'll have the usual. Genocide. Neat. [Verse 1 - crooner] [Vocalist: Male] The sky is raining meteors, the air is sweet with sin, I loosen up my collar and I let the slaughter in, the Blood Maiden is screaming, what a lovely little tune, I'll be home before the credits, dear, I'll murder Hell by noon. [Chorus - swinging, smooth backing oohs] It's just another Tuesday in Hell, the demons all are dressed to die so well, I don't break a sweat, I don't muss my hair, I delete a thousand monsters and I'm barely even there, oh, it's just another Tuesday in Hell. (so swell.) [Verse 2 - crooner] [Vocalist: Male] My partner does a whirlwind, like a gentleman should do, he's eight feet tall, he's mostly pants, his IQ's about two, my other friend's a paladin who glows just like a lamp, he kills the room by standing still, what a radiant little champ! [Verse 3 - Azetha cameo] [Vocalist: Female] And me? I'm the lady with the fuse and the fur, I blow them all a kiss and, well... they no longer were. A little Apocalypse to match my evening gown, I'm the most elegant explosion in this miserable town. [Chorus] [Vocalist: Male] It's just another Tuesday in Hell, the demons all are dressed to die so well, we don't break a sweat, we don't muss our hair, we delete a thousand monsters and we're barely even there, oh, it's just another Tuesday in Hell. [Bridge - building, smooth key change] [Vocalist: Male] Some folks fear the darkness, some folks dread the grind, we pour ourselves a cold one and we leave our cares behind, 'cause the loot is gonna drop and the season's gonna end, so we'll slaughter it in style, my dear, shall we go again? [Final Chorus] It's just another Tuesday in Hell, and honestly, we're doing rather well, so raise a glass to carnage and the friends you cannot tell, 'cause it's just another Tuesday... in Hell. (...same time tomorrow?) [End]
