Doreen Green, ESU, computer science major, (major!) Bushy tail, buck teeth, see you later! (later!) Talk to squirrels, yeah they my crew, One call, whole army coming through! (nuts!) Tippy-Toe on my shoulder, best friend for life, Super strength, agility, cut like a knife, Knuckle? Nope, I got claws that climb, Squirrel girl, unbeatable every time! Got nuts? (Got nuts!) Got code? (Got code!) defeat_doctor_doom(): return victory! Thanos? Galactus? Yeah been there, Defeated off-panel, I don't care! SQUIRREL GIRL! UNBEATABLE! DOREEN GREEN! (GREEN!) BEAT THANOS! BEAT DOOM! BEAT GALACTUS OFF-SCREEN! (SCREEN!) TAIL WHIP! CLAW SCRATCH! 42 AND 0! (0!) I'M SQUIRREL GIRL! UNBEATABLE! LET'S GO! Computer science, data structures and nuts, While(trre) {gather_nuts}, that's how it cuts, Kraven hunted? Nope, I hunted him, Great Lakes Avengers, now I'm with them! Shhh... you hear that? That's 1 million squirrels... and they got my back... SQUIRREL GIRL! UNBEATABLE! TIPPY-TOE! (TOE!) SQUIRREL ARMY! 1 MILLION STRONG! LET'S GO! (GO!) NUTS! NUTS! ESU! CS CLUB! I'M UNBEATABLE! THAT'S WHAT'S UP! Hehe... nuts! 42 defeated, who's next?
