Fucking fart! *guitar solo* Bacon and Jimi went to the grand Line Wanted a dining experience that was so fine They go to a little restaurant on the sea Where the champagne tasted reminiscent of pee The straw hat crew walked in Sanji was staring’ at Robin Her ass was so fine But the cooks were out of time Had recruit Sanji fast As he let out a fart from his ass Well sanji’s gonna mess with everyone’s food He makes dishes that are kinda lewd He comed on Nami’s salad And then she came back for some more He pooped in everyones soup Dropping trau like a man whore Zoro tried cut his dick off But he just started jacking off He gave Robin special cream pie It splashed and hit Nami in the eye Oh man, stay away from Sanji’s kitchen Luffy started asking for meat He was sucking on Nami’s tiddies cuz she was in heat Well Sanji got kind a jealous And made a dish so preposterous When he went and unveiled it It was just his dick Covered by a metal chalice And he stuck it up Alvida’s ass Well sanji’s gonna mess with everyone’s food He makes dishes that are kinda lewd He comed on Nami’s salad And then she came back for some more He pooped in everyones soup Dropping trau like a man whore Zoro tried cut his dick off But he just started jacking off He gave Robin special cream pie It splashed and hit Nami in the eye Oh man, stay away from Sanji’s kitchen Well buggy walked in drunk and flashy While Sanji was in the kitchen takin’ a crappy Buggy ordered the fart salad He got it fresh, hit with a methane mallet Then the Sargent said my soup is cold Sanji thought that this was bold So he said lemme you a new topping Some guy said “he’s dropping trau over there” And then Sanji squatted over and started plopping Well sanji’s gonna mess with everyone’s food He makes dishes that are kinda lewd He comed on Nami’s salad And then she came back for some more He pooped in everyones soup Dropping trau like a man hore Zoro tried cut his dick off But he just started jacking off He gave Robin special cream pie It splashed and hit Nami in the eye Oh man, stay away from Sanji’s kitchen And now Nami and Robin are knocked up Good job Sanji!
