[slap guitar intro] I knew a guy who had a brilliant idea. I’m lying. It was me. [Beat enters, low and suspicious] [Floating Hook] And I’m talking and I know I’m audible I can see my little pee eff pee doing cardio And I hear crickets Crickets Tiny unpaid critics in the dark [Verse] I came up with this great idea And thats what i am sending A bunch of new positions that will leave us Bending and we did this thing that thing this thing with a ring light that thing at midnight something else something strange something that leaves us rearranged I held it up and said: Look at this Look what we made And I hear crickets [Chorus] I hear crickets in the club little legs against the sub everybody staring down while my masterpiece performs without a sound I hear crickets near the bar giving notes from very far I could set the roof on fire they would blink and ask me for the Wi-Fi And I hear crickets Crickets Apparently they’re on the list [Floating Hook] And I’m talking and I know I’m audible my mind is returning prodigal And I'm happy to see it And I hear crickets [Chorus] I hear crickets in the club little legs against the sub everybody staring down while my masterpiece performs without a sound I hear crickets near the bar giving notes from very far I could split the moon in two they would ask who told me I was allowed to And I hear crickets Crickets A standing ovation from the insects [Verse] Don’t take this personally people fear what makes them think And I just want to buy you a drink and I hear crickets [Floating Hook] And I’m talking and I know I’m audible now the stats are a little more probable and we did this thing that thing this thing with a ring light that thing at midnight something else something strange something that leaves us rearranged And I hear crickets But now they’re dancing Welcome to the insect kingdom [Outro] I knew a guy who changed the room. I’m lying. It was me. And I hear crickets.
