[Verse] My pets went wild on Christmas Eve A reindeer feast You wouldn't believe Heard the scuffle right above the roof Swapped the gap for Alan My coyote with one tooth [Chorus] Oh Alan You prancer You rascal in the sky Toothy grin and Santa’s sack You’re giving it a try Keep up now Just this year We’re stealing Christmas cheer Oh Alan Oh Alan You’re the sleigh star here [Verse 2] Found Santa’s hat Half chewed and red A severed foot—oh no He’s dead The lions got him I turned away But someone’s gotta ride this sleigh [Prechorus] To the wardrobe I did steer Pulled out my red Britney Spears gear [Chorus] Oh Alan You prancer You rascal in the sky Toothy grin and Santa’s sack You’re giving it a try Keep up now Just this year We’re stealing Christmas cheer Oh Alan Oh Alan You’re the sleigh star here [Bridge] The bells are clanging The stars align Alan’s howling The sleigh’s all mine The night is wild The moon’s aglow Through the clouds We’re putting on a show
