[[Intro]] [[Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb became a photographer... Somebody please explain this blur! Eight hundred photos of absolutely nothing... Then one belongs in a museum, sir! My Sleepy Thumb became a photographer... Everyone says it's avant-garde! I keep saying, "It's just my ceiling..." They keep handing out awards! [[Verse 1]] I woke up to eight hundred shots, Most were pillows, walls, and socks. One was half of Riot's tail... Another looked like alien hail. Then one strange photo caught my eye... Morning sunlight filled the sky. Boudicca posed without a care... Somehow perfection landed there. [[Pre-Chorus]] I said, "That's luck!" They said, "That's art!" I said, "It happened by mistake!" They said, "It's speaking to the heart!" [[Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb became a photographer... Now critics travel from afar! I keep saying, "It's not an artist..." They say, "It's redefining art!" My Sleepy Thumb became a photographer... Gallery opening tonight! I keep saying, "It's an appendage..." They say, "Its vision is sublime!" [[Drop]] [[Instrumental]] [[Verse 2]] The interviews just never stop... "How'd your Thumb reach the very top?" I answered, "Honestly, I don't know... It accidentally hit the shutter, folks!" They framed my blanket on a wall... Called it "Existence After Fall." A blurry lamp became profound... I said, "The camera upside-down!" [[Bridge]] Reporter: "What inspired this masterpiece?" Me: "My thumb slipped." Reporter: "Brilliant metaphor!" Me: "No... literally." Curator: "Sleepy Thumb deserves its own gallery." Me: "It's attached to my hand!" Curator: "Exactly. Such emotional symbolism." Me: "IT'S AN APPENDAGE!" Sleepy Thumb: 👍 [[Final Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb became a photographer... Now it's famous everywhere! I still insist it's just my thumb... Nobody seems to care. My Sleepy Thumb became a legend... Winning every prize in sight. I guess I'll just keep making music... While my Thumb's the star tonight! [[Outro]] Announcer: "And this year's Lifetime Achievement Award goes to..." Sleepy Thumb! Me: "...Can someone please explain how my thumb has a better résumé than I do?" Sleepy Thumb: 👍 [[Huge Trance Finale]]
