Verse 1 - Rapped with aggressive energy) YO! Lemme take you back, rewind the track Twenty years ago, when I had the knack I was a titan, a legend, a bar-room god With a cast-iron liver, yeah, my whole damn squad Couldn't keep up with the pace that I set Drank every bottle, won every bet Whiskey, tequila, rum straight from the cask You wanna go shot-for-shot? You just had to ask I was a freight train of fury, a party machine The baddest damn drinker you ever had seen! (Chorus - Shouted/Sung over heavy power chords) TWENTY YEARS BACK! I was a DEMI GOD! Stood on the bar and I drank for the crowd! (YEAH!) A LEGEND IN MY PRIME! NOW I’M A LIGHTWEIGHT! It’s a straight-up CRIME! One glass of light beer puts my head in a spin! Don’t even know what kinda trouble I’m in! (YO!) I LOST ALL MY TIME! (Verse 2 - Rapping resumes, slightly faster) Check it— I remember a dude, built like a brick wall Swore on his mother that he’d make me fall Lined up the Jäger, a hundred-proof test Said, "Let's see, little man, if you can hang with the best!" (Hah!) I just laughed and I threw 'em all down Stole his motorcycle, rode it all over town Woke up the next day, no pain, no remorse He was still sleepin' on the golf course! That's par for the course! (Chorus - Shouted/Sung over heavy power chords) TWENTY YEARS BACK! I was a DEMIGOD! Stood on the bar and I drank for the crowd! (YEAH!) A LEGEND IN MY PRIME! NOW I’M A LIGHTWEIGHT! It’s a straight-up CRIME! One glass of light beer puts my head in a spin! Don’t even know what kinda trouble I’m in! (YO!) I LOST ALL MY TIME! (Bridge - Music breaks down to just a heavy bass line and a simple drum beat) But the clock on the wall, man, it never stops tickin' The heavyweight champ takes a hell of a lickin' Metabolism slows down, the recovery's rough One wild night ain't worth three days of feelin' tough Tried to hang last week, had a couple of IPAs My head was still poundin' for two freakin' days From an iron-clad tank to a delicate vase... Man, I can't even look a tequila in the face. (Guitar Solo - A chaotic, screeching guitar solo erupts) (Chorus - Shouted/Sung, even bigger and louder than before) TWENTY YEARS BACK! I was a DEMI GOD! Stood on the bar and I drank for the crowd! (YEAH!) A LEGEND IN MY PRIME! NOW I’M A LIGHTWEIGHT! It’s a straight-up CRIME! One glass of light beer puts my head in a spin! Don’t even know what kinda trouble I’m in! (YO!) I LOST ALL MY TIME! (Outro - Music cuts out abruptly after the last line. A single guitar chord rings out and fades) (Spoken, tired voice) "Yeah... just get me a water. Peace out." (Record scratch)
