Woke up in a shoe store, don’t know why The cashier said “HEY!” and I just cried Bought a goldfish and a lawn chair too Fed it some pizza, then it stole my shoe! HEY! HEY! The world’s on fire! My toaster’s a liar, my socks conspire! HEY! HEY! We’ll never stop! Gonna pour soda on the traffic cop! A pigeon stole my french fries in the rain Told me politics are all insane I said “Yeah, bird, but what’s the plan?” He said “Steal a van, join a rock band!” HEY! HEY! The world’s on fire! My toaster’s a liar, my socks conspire! HEY! HEY! We’ll never quit! Dance in the bank, then throw a fit! Peanut butter on the ceiling! Bananas in the parking lot! Screaming at a garden gnome! THIS IS ALL I GOT! HEY! HEY! The world’s on fire! My toaster’s a liar, my socks conspire! HEY! HEY! We’re losing it! Somebody ate my sandwich, and I don’t give a— …banana.
