Welcome everybody to the greatest show on earth Today we have quite a spectacle lined up for you Winner will be crowned leader of the free world Is that still really true? So get ready for the battle for your soul It's your choice, you have a role In the challengers corner you have two time winner And still undefeated "No Drama Obama" Contrary to what you might have been told He has no relation to that guy Osama In the other corner is the current office holder And still not admitting to being defeated The man who gave us "Make America Great" And "alternative facts" as along as they are repeated So get ready for the battle for your soul It's your choice, you have a role It's a classic battle of brains versus intuition The intellectual versus the street fighter They both know how to inspire Both could do it without a speech writer Don't think it will be a lands slide There is no need to stick to the facts Just keep on stirring everything up Never let up on those attacks Did you notice how one is so well spoken? He does not have trouble with big words In fact, he is admired and loved by many Especially by all those California nerds But don't count out the master of name calling It worked in the play yard and it works now His true super power is connecting with the forgotten He even invented clean coal some how Is two thousand twenty eight going to be the match of a life time? Are we just going to throw away that Constitution? Is letting them fight it out The ultimate and final solution? Depending on who wins There might even be more retribution So get ready for the battle for your soul It's your choice, you have a role
