A Hilarious OBGYN visit [STORY]

[spoken word] So this is the story when I went to the O.B.G.Y.N. [Instrumental] One day I was having woman hormonal issues, and contacted my OBGYN. Upon going into the office, the doctor was already giggling about something. Her face was red and she was trying hard to be professional. But whatever it was on her mind was winning. At first I thought it was directed at me. After all she came into the room giggling. I thought she was laughing at what I wrote down. However I had to make sure I did nothing wrong. So I asked why she was laughing since she could not do the look over properly. The doctor confirmed it was not directed at me, but the patient before me. I felt like I had the right to know what it was about, since it was disrupting my visit. So the doctor with very little detail, to not violate HIPPA, explained the person before me came in to ask for tips on how to have relations with her boyfriend while he was nursing on her. [spoken word] (Wait.) [spoken word] (Hold up.) [spoken word] (Excuse me?) [Instrumental] I instantly forgot while I was there. At this point, I was 100% invested in this story, and all I said was "I have questions." The doctor was laughing already without me even saying anything. Perhaps she knew what was coming when I looked at her eyes and began my line of questions. [Instrumental] I asked if the woman had daddy issues. The doctor was laughing harder, and said she did not know. I continued at this point and asked another question. I asked if he called her Mommy. The doctor said she had no idea. But at this point she was laughing so hard she fell to the floor, unable to catch her breath. The sound of her falling had some staff come into the room wondering what was all the noise about, and the doctor had to leave the room to get her composure. Although I was far from done. [Instrumental] The office was already laughing as she told them all what I asked. When I heard the laughter dying down, I went to the door and yelled into the hallway, "Bet the other couple can't look at their parents the same way again." And retreated back into the room The office was in hysterics once more. I was enjoying the sound of laughter in my room. After five minutes the doctor tried to go back into the room. However, she didn't even get into the room for more than three seconds, before I said "So if they ever have a kid and they call her mommy, she can look at her kid and say 'Yeah your daddy calls me that, too. '" The doctor had to leave the room again. [Instrumental] After that I let things go and had to get back to serious talk. But that was the time I made an OBGYN office laugh themselves to the floor. [Instrumental] [spoken word] I regret nothing. [End] After that I let things go and had to get back to serious talk. But that was the time I made an O.B.G.Y.N office laugh themselves to the floor. [Instrumental] [spoken word] I regret nothing. [End]