Got a flat tire on the way to the bar Truck’s outta gas but I’ve come this far Bottle in the back seat callin’ my name Out here in the sticks where we play our own game Bar is jumpin’ like a caffeinated goat Mary’s on the mic hittin’ every note Scruffy news anchor hollerin’ at the sky Some folks here swear the moon looks high Whiskey tales and wild trails Pickin' fights chasin’ snails Slide on through this muddy glory We all live one crazy story Old Joe’s dancin’ like his boots caught fire Mable’s throwin’ shade while deep-fried and tired Can’t stop the laughter when it spills off the floor And the bartender's shoutin’ “LEAVE THROUGH THE DOOR” All here for the chaos deep in our cores Spillin’ heartbreaks while breakin' the floors Crank that harmonica let it wail We’re dreamers ridin’ life's twisted trail Whiskey tales and wild trails Pickin’ fights chasin’ snails Slide on through this muddy glory We all live one crazy story
