[Intro – Old Gospel Broadcast] [AM radio crackle] [Old Baptist Male Preacher] "Brothers and sisters..." "Tonight we gather beneath this sacred tent seeking salvation!" [Congregation] AMEN! "Seeking redemption!" AMEN! "Seeking deliverance!" [Female Voice] Wrong tent, sugar. [radio SCREECHES] [Female Whisper] We're here to raise hell. [GUITAR RIFF ERUPTS] [Verse 1] Dust-black boots on a sawdust floor, Dead man's knocking on the chapel door. Red neon bleeding through a wooden cross, Preacher keeps counting what salvation costs. Snake-oil scripture in a gasoline hand, Choir girl's shaking with the devil's band. I walked down the aisle with a wicked little grin— [Gang] SISTER! [Lead] Let the service begin. [Pre-Chorus] Can I get a— HELL YEAH! Can I get a— HELL YEAH! One for the sinner! Two for the grave! Three little words— Mis! Be! Have! [Chorus] REVIVAL OF THE DAMNED! Raise those dirty little hands! REVIVAL OF THE DAMNED! Let the dead rock where they stand! Kick that coffin! Ring that bell! Turn those amplifiers straight to hell! REVIVAL OF THE DAMNED! Tonight— THE DEVIL'S IN THE BAND! [Post-Chorus – Congregation Chant] TESTIFY! (TESTIFY!) TESTIFY! (TESTIFY!) [Female Lead] Tell me what you want! [Crowd Congregation] MORE! I can't hear you! MORE! Then somebody... TURN IT UP! [Verse 2] Black-lace widow in the front-row seat, Stomping both heels to the funeral beat. Werewolf deacon swinging from the light, Skeleton choir getting louder all night. Dead-eyed preacher drops his holy book, Takes one long breath— And gives me that look. I said: Don't worry, Father... Your secret's safe with me. [whisper] But your congregation? They're coming home with me. [Pre-Chorus] Can I get a— HELL YEAH! Can I get a— HELL YEAH! Four for the fever! Five for the flame! Six hundred sinners— SCREAM MY NAME! [Chorus] REVIVAL OF THE DAMNED! Raise those dirty little hands! REVIVAL OF THE DAMNED! Let the dead rock where they stand! Kick that coffin! Ring that bell! Turn those amplifiers straight to hell! REVIVAL OF THE DAMNED! Tonight— THE DEVIL'S IN THE BAND! [Spoken Interlude – Religious Instruction Record] [organ drones beneath vinyl crackle] [Male Narrator] "There are several recognized signs of spiritual corruption." [Female Lead] Oh? [Male Narrator] "Uncontrollable movement of the body..." [drums begin] [Female Lead] Guilty. [Male Narrator] "An attraction to excessively loud music..." [guitar feedback] [Female Lead] Definitely guilty. [Male Narrator] "And an unnatural desire to remain awake after midnight." [silence] [Female Lead] Darling... That's when I wake up. [MASSIVE RIFF] [Breakdown – Half-Time Gospel Stomp] STOMP! Those feet! CLAP! Those hands! WAKE! Those graves! ROCK! This land! [Gang] HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! [Female Lead] Put your hands on the speaker... Feel that little vibration? [low laugh] That's your resurrection. [Industrial Gospel Call-and-Response] [Lead] Who brought the gasoline? [Congregation] WE DID! Who brought the dynamite? WE DID! Who's gonna wake the cemetery? WE ARE! And who's gonna make it loud? WE ARE! [Lead] Then testify! [Bridge – Huge Organ + Grinding Guitar] I don't need your pearly gate. I don't need your book of fate. Give me thunder. Give me drums. Give me something wicked— HERE IT COMES! [double-kick eruption] [Final Chorus – Massive Choir] REVIVAL OF THE DAMNED! Raise those dirty little hands! REVIVAL OF THE DAMNED! Every freak across the land! Shake that chapel! Crack that bell! Make those dead boys dance like hell! REVIVAL OF THE DAMNED! Tonight— WE ARE THE BAND! [Final Chant] [Male Narrator] TESTIFY! (TESTIFY!) [Male Narrator] LOUDER! TESTIFY! [Male Narrator] I SAID LOUDER! TESTIFY! [Male Narrator] ONE MORE TIME! [Lead] REVIVAL! OF THE— [Entire Congregation] DAAAAAAMNED! [enormous sustained guitar chord] [Outro – Destroyed Revival Broadcast] [fire crackling, distant organ, broken radio signal] [[Old Baptist Male Preacher] "Brothers and sisters..." "I fear tonight's service has gotten somewhat..." "Out of hand." [Female Lead] Oh, relax, Father. We're taking the revival... On the road. [dozens of engines ignite] [Congregation, distant] AMEN! [tires squeal → radio static → CLICK]
