[Intro] You rolled in on a wobbling peel Gold dust caught in your crooked heel I had my guard up, you slipped right through Now every old myth points back to you [Verse 1] You wear a laurel made of takeout ties Tell tall tales with those honest eyes I bring the sauce in a chipped blue dish You steal one taste, then you make a wish You call me trouble, I call you mine We split the last bite right down the line Your brave little grin does a number on me Like some old spell with a recipe [Pre-Chorus] You say, “Stay close,” I say, “All right” We make our own rules by the kitchen light No throne, no crown, no grand parade Just your warm hand and the mess we made [Chorus] Myth-kissed, love sauce, you and me Wobbly banana, sweet calamity You make a legend out of an ordinary day I bring the good stuff, you steal it away Myth-kissed, love sauce, pull me near Laugh so loud that the old gods hear If the whole world tilts, let it lean our way You’re my wild little wonder, okay? [Verse 2] You swear that a siren sent you a note I found it folded in your winter coat It said, “Be kind, and don’t burn the pan” You took that advice like a fearless plan We danced through the hallway, socks on tile You bowed like a hero and missed by a mile Then caught my elbow before I could fall That’s the kind of magic I want after all [Pre-Chorus] You say, “Stay close,” I say, “All right” We make our own rules by the kitchen light No throne, no crown, no grand parade Just your warm hand and the mess we made [Chorus] Myth-kissed, love sauce, you and me Wobbly banana, sweet calamity You make a legend out of an ordinary day I bring the good stuff, you steal it away Myth-kissed, love sauce, pull me near Laugh so loud that the old gods hear If the whole world tilts, let it lean our way You’re my wild little wonder, okay? [Bridge] No oracle needed, no prophecy scroll You know when I’m quiet; you bring me a bowl The heroes can keep all their statues of stone I like the small kingdom we built on our own [Final Chorus] Myth-kissed, love sauce, you and me Wobbly banana, sweet calamity You make a legend out of an ordinary day I bring the good stuff, you steal it away Myth-kissed, love sauce, pull me near Laugh so loud that the old gods hear If the whole world tilts, let it lean our way You’re my wild little wonder, okay? [Outro] One peel, two plates, one crooked grin Come on, my love, let the myth begin
