[Intro — spoken, flat, almost bored] So. Things have gone wrong Nobody knows what to do Everyone's looking at each other ...yeah I know Obviously [Verse 1 — rap, loose, almost casual. Effortless.] Don't need a signal don't need a bat in the sky Don't need a hotline don't need to tell you why You already knew when you picked up the phone You already knew before you even hit call Who you were calling Let's not pretend this took thought I'm the one you land on when every other option Didn't work Couldn't handle it Looked at the situation and quietly left the room I stayed Obviously [Pre-Chorus — deadpan, inevitable] You could have called someone else There were options There were several options ...how did those go Yeah That's what I thought [Chorus — big, melodic, completely straight faced about how good it is] WHEN IT ALL GOES WRONG AND IT WILL GO WRONG AND EVERYONE YOU TRIED FIRST COULDN'T GET IT DONE YOU'RE GONNA END UP HERE YOU ALWAYS END UP HERE MIGHT AS WELL START HERE SAVE EVERYBODY TIME I'M NOT BRAGGING I'M JUST OBVIOUSLY THE ONE [Verse 2 — heavier but still with that half smirk in the delivery] I've seen the panic I've seen the faces I've seen the group chat spiral through seventeen stages Tried this tried that tried the guy who said he knew a guy Who knew a guy who once adjacent to handled something similar I walked in Room changed Not because I said anything Not because I did anything yet Just because the room knew The right person Finally Showed up [Pre-Chorus] You could have called someone else There were options There were several options ...how did those go Yeah That's what I thought [Chorus] WHEN IT ALL GOES WRONG AND IT WILL GO WRONG AND EVERYONE YOU TRIED FIRST COULDN'T GET IT DONE YOU'RE GONNA END UP HERE YOU ALWAYS END UP HERE MIGHT AS WELL START HERE SAVE EVERYBODY TIME I'M NOT BRAGGING I'M JUST OBVIOUSLY THE ONE [Bridge — spoken, deadpan, no affect whatsoever] I don't have a cape I don't have a signal in the sky I don't have a theme tune Well I mean This is the theme tune I suppose But I didn't ask for it It just sort of happened Because that's what happens When you're the one people call Eventually someone writes a song about it And you stand there listening to it Thinking Yeah That's about right Obviously [Breakdown — swagger, groove heavy, almost funky underneath the metal] OBVIOUSLY / OBVIOUSLY WHO ELSE WERE YOU GONNA CALL OBVIOUSLY / OBVIOUSLY LET'S NOT WASTE EACH OTHER'S TIME OBVIOUSLY / OBVIOUSLY YOU KNEW BEFORE YOU DIALLED OBVIOUSLY IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE OBVIOUSLY ME [Outro — single guitar, one beat of silence, then spoken] You're welcome ...obviously
