[Verse 1] If I were a car, I’d be a Tesla, Not a rusty Golf from back in the day I drive through clouds, no gas, just thunder Autopilot dreamin’ on the Milky Way I don’t stall, I just recharge I park myself in neon bars I light up rooms like disco balls And leave behind my carbon scars [Pre-Chorus] I don’t do diesel I don’t do slow I’m zero to crazy In one freakin’ go [Chorus] I’m a Tesla, baby, not your daddy’s ride I hum like silence with a neon pride No clunky engine, no smoky past I’m future-shockin’ you way too fast If I were a car – yeah, here’s the truth: I’d be a Tesla, baby – not a Golf from '92 [Verse 2] If I were a car, I’d never backfire No oil leaks or broken CD trays I’d stream my feelings via Bluetooth wire And self-update my love in waves I run on voltage, pure obsession No traffic jam can stop this session I brake for nobody but vibes And drift through digital goodbyes [Pre-Chorus] My dashboard glows My circuits flirt I’m eco-sexy And slightly absurd [Chorus] I’m a Tesla, baby, not your cousin’s van I make sparks fly like no one else can My doors go up when the mood says go And my heart’s electric head to toe If I were a car – let’s make it real: I’d be a Tesla, baby – not a Golf on wheels [Bridge – spoken / quirky rap] I beep in binary, I speak in lights I party in silence through endless nights Got Wi-Fi dreams and solar style And my personality? Overdrive. [Final Chorus] I’m a Tesla, baby, sleek and bold No middle-aged crisis in cruise control I charge your soul, I light your way I make your boring traffic sway If I were a car – one last remark: I’d be a Tesla, baby – a freakin’ spark! ⚡
