𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙, 𝕀'𝕞 ℙ𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥

[Intro] Are you pathetic morons finally ready to be crushed by the mighty Cell? I was starting to think all of you have already been dragged to hell. Allow me to educate you lower life forms on what to expect. My powers a culmination of the very best, bitch...I'm perfect. [Verse 1] Observe the glory of the master of flawless morphology. Top of the food chain lifeform and cutting edge technology. Genes of the greatest engraved in my genetic chemistry. I wasn't built for shits and giggles I was born for supremacy, Walking apocalypse in an insect shell from tomorrow here today to show you hell. Go ahead and pop them lips, I'll rock your shit, take your best shot, I'm Perfect Cell. I am the pinnacle, peak of the pyramid, absolute calamity. I'm the wolf in the pasture, each of you is just another lamb to me. Watch the fall of every last hero, their numbers I'll reduce to zero. Testing the limits of my power falls short of the levels I make fear grow. Goku, you gamble your planet, you endanger earthlings repeatedly. Calling it faith, hope, all silly knowing you would've never defeated me. I call it negligence you failed to hide, what was it you call it...I think it was pride? A savior whose ego eclipses virtue, unlike this ball of dirt you couldn't hurt me if you tried. Aw yes, Vegeta, your majesty, tragically laughable travesty... Prince of what kingdom? The ashes of ruin after that Frieza catastrophe. Claiming you're royal while constantly chasing your self worth. Running on pride like it's fuel, you're more of a baby now than you were at birth. I reached perfection through cellular conglomeracy traveling through time. Cyber organics, top of the line, higher than you could ever hope to climb. [Hook] Witness the glory of my Perfect form. No calm in the eye of my exquisite storm. There isn't anything you can do I can't do colder. I can also bring the heat that crashes and smashes leaving the hottest as ashes struggling to smolder. I got your best but I want the rest. I want the heart ripped from your chest. I'm the judge and I'm handin' out the final verdict. I'm the ultimate, the immaculate, –bitch...I'm perfect. I'm perfect, I know it's not hard to tell. Say my name bitch, I'm Perfect Cell. [Verse 2] Time to ramp it up this pace is becoming pitiful so let's get a little analytical. A Namekian, tell me where the heck have they been, callin' me a monster, shit sounds so hypocritical. Piccolo preaching you were forged in discipline, just getting in the way again. Meanwhile your species got folded by Frieza, hey Vegeta, how'd the Saiyan's meet their end? Namekian wisdom, ha...Quite a quaint notion, what a hilarious joke. Judging by how often you lose mathematically, I'd wager you don't want the smoke. Tien still training, admirable effort for a weak little fuckin' tri-clops. Unfortunately effort stops short of perfection, you had better odds if you just called the cops. The height of combat data embedded in every chromosome. Chi-Chi, Bulma, how will you tell the boys their fathers won't be comin' home? Maybe I should tell them...you know...since I'll become both their daddy's. I know you all think I'm bad, but it would be better if I had two perfect baddies. I got the Namekian's regeneration with Frieza's obsession. Flawless Android detection fueled by the Saiyan's aggression. You call yourselves warriors, I call myself the answer. The final equation, the perfected killer much faster than cancer. Wow, Krillin, comin' in hot to drop the perfect villain. Caught my ass chillin', whipped a destructo disk in hopes it'd be killin'. Not very sharp and certainly not too bright to have joined the fight. Even without a nose you can smell the shit you just stepped in, isn't that right? Trunks, I'm surprised to see you, well to see your ass alive anyways. Didn't I already kill you for your time machine...aw those were the days. The androids I only saw as the hors d'erves to compliment the final dish. Voraciously devoured without remorse now the main course smells delish. [Hook] Witness the glory of my Perfect form. No calm in the eye of my exquisite storm. There isn't anything you can do I can't do colder. I can also bring the heat that crashes and smashes leaving the hottest as ashes struggling to smolder. I got your best but I want the rest. I want the heart ripped from your chest. I'm the judge and I'm handin' out the final verdict. I'm the ultimate, the immaculate, –bitch...I'm perfect. I'm perfect, I know it's not hard to tell. Say my name bitch, I'm Perfect Cell. [Final Verse / Outro] Oh look it's Yamcha, I almost omitted your existence from this song... I tossed a floppy disc with your data in the trash where you belong. Alas it's the boy, look at that, Gohan, the little halfbreed Saiyan brat. Whoa...No way I didn't know your power level could be as high as that... Okay kid, you proved your point, no need to continue. Holy shit...did your dad know you've always had this beast within you?!