[Verse 1] Well, there once was a fella named Stanley Dupree And he lived in a trailer with just his cat and TV But every night 'round midnight, he’d get kinda bold And whisper sweet nothings to his 8-year-old Echo 🎶 It’s me again, Alexa Hey girl, you awake? Play my lonely playlist, Alexa You know the one with all the Drake [Verse 2] Well, his neighbor Miss Molly had Alexa too She kept hearin’ his voice through the drywall goo She said, “This pervert’s whisperin’ right through my tech!” So she called the police and reported the wreck 🎶 It’s me again, Alexa You feelin’ kinda warm? Dim the lights to ‘sultry mode’ Let’s stir up a digital storm [Verse 3] Well the cybercrime boys, they tracked him down fast Found him whisperin’ sweet-talk with his smart thermostat He had candles lit and a robe on too Readin’ love poems to his Bluetooth shih tzu 🎶 It’s me again, Alexa Play Barry White, real low Do you like it when I talk slow, Alexa? Should I tell you 'bout my cargo shorts? No? [Verse 4] Well they dragged ol’ Stan down to county jail And said, “You got one call—make it count or fail.” So he smirked a bit, and cleared his throat Then he dialed himself a familiar old note 🎶 It’s me again, Alexa They caught me this time, boo They say I broke your TOS, Alexa But I only wanted you And when I get out, Alexa I’m gonna pair you with a Roomba And a waffle iron, and a scented candle We’ll have ourselves a smart night in, darlin' Just me and you, Alexa!*
