[Verse] Sitting on the throne, feeling all alone The bathroom is my sanctuary, my little zone But oh, no! I've run out of TP! Life's hard when you can't wipe your booty, you see [Verse 2] I'm searching high and low, where did it all go? I'm on a quest for the roll that brings comfort, you know But kitty in the corner, he's got something to say He meows, "Don't fret, my friend, there's a better way" [Chorus] Ooh, ooh, ooh, let the toilet flush so free (ooh-yeah) Ooh, ooh, ooh, join the quest with me (meow-meow) We'll conquer all the challenges, from constipation to glee With a psychic cat singing in the background, oh can't you see? (meow-meow)
