[Intro] Oh, Sweden. Anything goes? ...okay. [Verse 1] Everything's neat Everything's planned Even getting drunk Needs help from the state Take a little number Wait your little turn Nothing says Friday Like government concern You make rules look sexy I'll give you that Put a nice font on it Nobody asks [Pre-Chorus] So calm So correct So beautifully controlled You really do make chaos look remarkably well organized [Chorus] Very well organized Very well behaved Everything in order Everything in place Blue and yellow confidence Perfectly displayed Sweden, you're amazing at arranging the remains [Post-Chorus] Mm. We'll come back to that. [Verse 2] Built yourself a warship Sixty-four guns Thirty men ran sideways That should've been enough She leaned so hard They stopped the test Then somebody important said Send her anyway, I guess Thirteen hundred metres What a glorious run Built to fight an enemy Never fucking met one [Pre-Chorus] No cannon fire No foreign fleet Just one Swedish masterpiece and a little bit of breeze [Chorus] Very well organized Very well behaved Everything in order Everything in place Raise her from the water Put her proudly on display Sweden, you're amazing at arranging the remains [Bridge] And I almost respect it Three hundred years underwater You brought the whole thing back Cleaned her up Built her a room Put a little sign beside the wreck That's commitment Most countries hide their failures Sweden gives them opening hours [Break] So when you said Sweden versus Denmark Anything goes I thought... Alright. [Final Chorus] Very well organized Very well behaved Bring the blue and yellow Bring the little mage Bring that Swedish confidence You've carefully maintained Build it tall Make it pretty Make damn sure everybody sees But before you launch another Swedish masterpiece at me— [Outro] Maybe get thirty men to run side to side first. ... Just a thought.
