I could fuck my life up with a bowl of coleslaw Sit pretty at the picnic, then start a goddamn brawl While everyone’s talkin’ weather and ham I’m sneakin’ vodka in my watermelon jam I could fuck my life up with a bowl of coleslaw Swear it whispered to me, “baby, take it too far” I don’t need sadness, I don’t need strife Sometimes I just like playing dice with my life I’m the queen of “why not?” and “fuck the law” I could fuck my life up with a bowl of coleslaw Just to prove I still got the gall To dance in the mess like I planned it all I wore heels to the hike, got lost on purpose Let a boy with a banjo say I’m "his life's circus" Told my boss I believe in signs Then quit when Mercury crossed the line I could quit my job in a glittery text Buy a one-way bus seat and forget what’s next I could throw a dart at a random town Move there and lie about why I came down Start dating a magician with a missing tooth Let him saw me in half just to feel the truth Start a cult in the desert just to pass the time Preach enlightenment and petty crime I’ve got a flair for the stupid and sweet A heart that trips on its own damn beat It’s not tragedy, it’s not grand design It’s just me and a fork and a fuck it sign You call it sabotage, I call it raw I could fuck my life up with a bowl of coleslaw It don’t take pain, it don’t take trauma Sometimes I just want the chaos, mama It’s not a breakdown, it’s an artful flaw I could fuck my life up with a bowl of coleslaw It's not the pain, it's the pleasure of the pivot A little wild card just to say I did it It’s the bite of the cabbage, and the twist of the drive It’s licking the knife just to prove you’re alive You think it takes heartbreak, a villain, a fight But I do just fine with a Tuesday night. I don’t need a reason, a rule, or a flaw I could fuck my life up with a bowl of coleslaw I’ve got a flair for the stupid and sweet A heart that trips on its own damn beat It’s not tragedy, it’s not grand design It’s just me and a fork and a fuck-it sign You call it sabotage, I call it raw I could fuck my life up with a bowl of coleslaw 2025 Lyrics by Nikki H. / GenXDreams
