[Intro – over carnival organ] 🎡 Step right up! Step right up! Come see the girl with no morals and too many grenades! (hehehe!) Welcome to the boom-box of bad ideas! *HONK HONK* Let’s get STUPID. [Verse 1] I ride in on a trike made of bones and balloons, Tossin’ cupcakes laced with *Ka-BOOM!* *(pop!)* Piltover shook — like, “Please, not again!” But I’m BACK with a cannon and five new friends! *(sup losers!)* Shooting glitter from a bazooka (shiny!) Caught a squirrel — now he’s my *lieutenant*! *(salute!)* I got mood swings like *swing sets*, baby Laughing while I level your lady! *(oops~)* [Pre-Chorus – sing-song, taunting] I don’t need a reason, I just need a match Light the law on fire, call that a *snack!* One foot in chaos, one in the air — Backflip kickin’ tableware! *(yaah!)* [Chorus – full bounce, distorted bass] 🎪 Clownin’ around! (WOO!) Juggle these bombs, watch ‘em go down! *(boom boom boom!)* I paint the town with a chainsaw smile And giggle in glitter for thirty miles! 🥳 Clownin’ around! (YAA!) Licked a knife, now I’m wearin’ the crown You bring the rules, I’ll bring the riot Now scream my name like it’s a diet! *(JIIIINX!!)* [Verse 2 – chaotic ramble flow] Bubblegum landmines in my purse (hold this!) Mood swings got range like a curse Knocked over a tea shop just for the *vibe* Then I married a toaster on a dare at five *(still together~)* I make war look like a talent show Pose with a bomb like “strike a blow!” Skip to the beat of apocalypse drums, Sippin' on chaos through curly straws (yum!) [Bridge – creepy & cute breakdown] “Are you okay?” No. *(hehe!)* But I’m fabulous tho~ Caught a pigeon? Named it “BOB.” He hates cops. And he’s on the job. *(SKREEE!!)* Wrote a lullaby in Morse code Sent it to Vi — said “get owned” She mad ‘cause I turned her bedroom pink And replaced her soap with *exploding ink!* *(SPLAT!)* [Final Chorus – speed up + more FX] 🎪 Clownin’ around! (CRASH!) Ride a missile like a merry-go-round! *(weee!)* I don’t plot — I *plop* and drop And detonate your favorite shop! *(oopsies~)* 🎉 Clownin’ around! (POP!) Bubblewrap boots and a crime in my frown Party like I’m off my meds Because I *AM!* Now duck your heads! *(INCOMING!)* [Outro – fading off into chaos] Confetti cannon in the mayor’s face Laughin’ so hard I might displace time and space~ Got no chill, got no clue But hey... That’s just what Jinxes *do!* *(bye now~)* *BOOM*
