Goldfish Rolls On - DnD Song Event

The morn is freezing on the muddy track A crowd of tall folks with a heavy pack We step into the danger of the trees But no one stops for morning Elevensies! The forest shadows grow so dark and deep While all the heroes watch the shadows creep But I am watching how the branches twine And thinking that a biscuit would be fine! Hey, what’s this heavy thing inside my sleeve? A total mystery, I must believe! Oh, look at her go with golden curls! The luckiest, most confused girl! She skips along, free of worry or care, The big tall folks freeze in despair! I skip along and keep a steady stride A bright green butterfly is by my side I chase its wings as it goes dancing high Forgetting all the woods as it flutters by I trip upon a root and hit the ground And blindly roll right through a trap I found! The heavy spikes just break and fail to snap As I go tumbling through the magic trap The party freezes with a look of dread While I am snacking on a spud instead! The big folks shake with fright and shout The forest dangers start to push us out! They’re talking traps and ogres, teeth and claw I’m pretty sure a butterfly I saw But cosmic fortune smiles upon the blind Leaving a broken magical trap behind! Oh, look at her go with golden curls! The luckiest, most confused girl! She skips along, free of worry or care, The big tall folks freeze in despair! Wait, what were we doing again? A map? A monster? Oh, look! A tasty potato!