Low-life scum, smirking at the lens, Creeping shadows where the law pretends. Snatch and run, no fear, no shame, Brazen hands play a coward’s game. Staring down the watchful eye, Laughing under a taunting sky. Tension coils in the midnight air, The reckoning’s close… beware. Porch pirate’s fate, the clock ticks loud, Shadows whisper, vengeance proud. Karma stalks with fire and steel, A brutal truth they’re gonna feel! Cops look away, blind to the crime, No justice paid, just buying time. The doorbell sings, but nothing’s there, A hollow laugh in the cold night air. Storm clouds churn behind closed doors, Steel-toed rage, no waiting more. Homeowners rise, eyes ablaze, Hunting season starts today! Porch pirate’s fate, the clock ticks loud, Their time is done, no hiding now! Karma hunts with iron and flame, Your final score: zero, end of game! Stare too long at your dirty prize, Your judgment blinks in bloodshot eyes. Police may stall, but we won’t wait, This rage is steel, this pain is fate. Every theft, every mocking grin, Fuels the rage that builds within. The bell tolls now, your time is fried, One last breath, kiss it goodbye! Porch pirate’s fate, the hammer falls, No mercy left in these bloodstained halls. Karma’s blade don’t miss or stray, It carves your name, then walks away! Low-life scum, your lies collapse, Your camera smirk now fades to black. Homeowner’s wrath, the new decree, Porch pirate’s end… sweet victory!
