[Intro: finger snaps, girl group whisper] Table seven (we see you) Sunglasses on (it's dark in here) Phone face up (we're right here) Go get him, girl [Verse 1] Thursday night on Edgewood at a little Thai place, table by the window He said seven, I said eight, so my girls could get there first and lay low Keisha's by the fish tank in a wig she bought for Halloween Tasha's in a trench coat with a hat pulled down like a movie scene He stands up when I get there, okay, that's a point for him Nervous little laugh and a jacket that's a size too slim Then I look past his shoulder at the fish tank and I'm dying Keisha's napkin says in lipstick, ask him if he's buying [Pre-Chorus] Girls, I know you're watching Three tables away So here's the code we practiced In the car on the way [Chorus] If he's weird, I'll blink twice (blink twice) If he's sweet, I'll sip my drink (sip it slow) If he brings up his ex, I'll fake a call and we go (we go) If he's funny, I'll touch my ear (touch your ear) If he's trouble, I'll fix my hair But if I stop looking over, girls, just leave me there [Verse 2] He teaches seventh grade trumpet and he's terrified of geese Ordered mango sticky rice and asked the waiter, two spoons, please I've been sipping on my drink so much I'm on my second one Keisha's mouthing slow down, girl, but I'm having too much fun Then he scratches at his ear and he blinks twice at the door Wait a minute, who you blinking at, and what you blinking for [Pre-Chorus] Boy, I see you signal Over by the door Your boy's got a fake mustache And it's falling on the floor [Chorus] If he's weird, I'll blink twice (blink twice) If he's sweet, I'll sip my drink (sip it slow) If he brings up his ex, I'll fake a call and we go (we go) If he's funny, I'll touch my ear (touch your ear) If he's trouble, I'll fix my hair But if I stop looking over, girls, just leave me there [Bridge: spoken over snaps, male then female] Okay. That's my cousin Ray. The newspaper is Dre. They play in my band. That's Keisha in the wig. The trench coat is Tasha. Ray says the wig is cute. Keisha says the mustache is not. [Bridge: sung] By the time they bring the check, his boys are in my girls' booth Ray put on the trench coat, Dre put on the wig, and it's going smooth Six of them are fighting over one last spring roll So we slid out the side door and we didn't tell a soul [Breakdown: finger snaps, handclaps, group chant] Blink once (that means hi) Blink twice (that means bye) Touch your ear (that means yes) Fix your hair (you know the rest) [Final Chorus] If he's weird, I'll blink twice (blink twice) If he's sweet, I'll hold his hand (hold it tight) Now my girls are on a date with his whole entire band (whole band) If he's funny, I'll touch my ear (touch your ear) If he's trouble, I'll fix my hair And if I don't text back tonight, girls, leave me there [Outro: snaps fade] Text me when you're home (I'm not home) Text me in the morning (mm hmm) Blink twice Blink twice
