✨English lyrics (simplified translation) right after✨ [Intro] 夜媽媽，車窗映住霓虹 耳機播住慢拍，心跳隨之加速 望住手機個微笑，今晚...好期待... Let’s go! [Verse 1] 手機一滑 Match 到個 十分女神 相片十級美圖，吸引到晕 約會第一餐，佢指明食米芝蓮 你以為緣份到，點知做咗咕喱兼保鏢 未入門口，扔低四大袋名牌 左手拎 Laptop，右手拎公文包 成個免費 Porter 咁，仲以為自己好型 充大頭鬼，呢鑊真係自作自受 [Pre-Chorus] 情迷意亂盲咗雙眼 未見真身，就已為佢傾心 有冇搞錯？貼錢都要甘心 完全係標準嘅「羅拔蔡」，越踩就越深 [Chorus] 公主病！刮油水！當你水魚嚟禁 米芝蓮一千美金，拍完照即刻 Bye-Bye 喔... 絕對空虛！銀包清袋真係好鬼戇居 自己攞嚟衰，抵你做條「羅拔蔡」喔... [Break] [Verse 2] 坐低睇 Menu，佢專揀最貴 海鮮拼盤黑松露，叫齊一套 佢眼只睇鏡頭，手機打卡高調 Instagram 同 TikTok 呃到幾萬讚 擺你落背景做布景板 Prop 食飽拍拍屎忽，仲要你 Call 車送返元朗 車未過海，已經喺 App 度將你 Block 埋 一個貪免費扮高尚，一個貪靚樣冇底線 [Bridge] 現代 Dating App，簡直係荒誕好戲 以為大灑金錢，就可以換到真心 點知轉個頭，只係幫人哋 IG 同 TikTok 畀錢做網紅 用你嘅血汗錢，去成就佢嘅虛榮高峰，頂 [Chorus] 公主病！刮油水！當你水魚嚟禁 米芝蓮一千美金，拍完照即刻 Bye-Bye 喔... 絕對空虛！銀包清袋真係好鬼戇居 自己攞嚟衰，抵你做條「羅拔蔡」喔... [Outro] 唉… 真係雙贏呀！ 佢贏咗一餐米芝蓮，你就食角粽... 下次拍拖，一律去幫襯 鬍鬚佬食佢 "招牌至尊無敵爆炒牛肉" 拜拜...羅拔蔡💖 [Fade out] (Disclaimer: This track was inspired by a recent online article. It is strictly a creative satire for entertainment. I do not speak for any parties involved, and this track does not represent the full view or facts of the incident.) （聲明：本曲靈感源自近期網絡文章，純屬幽默創作與娛樂性質，不代表任何涉事方立場，亦不反映該事件之完整全貌。） [Intro] Late at night, neon lights reflect on the car window A slow beat plays in your headphones, heart beating faster Looking at that smile on the phone screen... tonight... so excited... Let’s go! [Verse 1] Swiped on the phone and matched with a total goddess Photos loaded with max filters, dizzying attraction First date dinner, and she insists on Michelin-star dining You think it's true love, but you end up a porter and bodyguard Before entering the door, she drops four big luxury shopping bags on you Left hand holding a laptop, right hand holding a briefcase Acting like a free bellhop while thinking you look cool Playing the big shot—this time you truly brought it on yourself [Pre-Chorus] Blinded by infatuation Fell head over heels before even seeing her in person Are you serious? Paying out of pocket and still totally willing A textbook definition of a "Sucker," sinking deeper the more you step into it [Chorus] Princess syndrome! Free-loader! Treating you like a cash cow A $1,000 Michelin meal—the second photos are snapped, it's instant "Bye-Bye"... Total emptiness! Draining your wallet clean is so ridiculously foolish You brought this on yourself; you totally deserve being a "Sucker"... [Verse 2] Sitting down with the menu, she goes straight for the most expensive items Seafood platter, black truffles—ordering the full set Her eyes are glued to the camera, posting high-profile updates on her phone Farming tens of thousands of likes on Instagram and TikTok Using you in the background as a literal prop Finishes eating, dusts off her hands, and expects you to call a ride back to Yuen Long Before the car even crosses the harbor, she’s already blocked you on the app One craves free handouts while pretending to be high class; the other chases pretty looks with zero limits [Bridge] Modern dating apps are honestly an absurd comedy show Thinking that splashing cash can buy you genuine feelings Only to realize a second later, you're just funding someone else's IG and TikTok influencer career Using your hard-earned cash to fuel the peak of her vanity... Ugh! [Chorus] Princess syndrome! Free-loader! Treating you like a cash cow A $1,000 Michelin meal—the second photos are snapped, it's instant "Bye-Bye"... Total emptiness! Draining your wallet clean is so ridiculously foolish You brought this on yourself; you totally deserve being a "Sucker"... [Outro] Sigh... what a total win-win! She won a free Michelin meal, and you got stuck taking a hard loss... Next time you go on a date, just go to the Bearded Guy's place for his "Ultimate Signature Stir-Fried Beef"... Bye-bye... Robert Choi 💖
