[Intro] [Verse] When I’m away from my girlfriend I miss her in terrible ways She tries to send me pictures But it hardly helps the pain [Verse] I needed something more substantial A tangible piece of her near Thats when she got the bright idea To squeeze it from her rear [Chorus] My girlfriend pickles her farts for me Puts them in a jar and it’s easy to see Her love doesn’t keep her from questioning How much I love to smell her farts Breathing in her gas makes me feel so close When she has a ripper, it burns my nose I know it was wet, it smells of diarrhea My sweet baby’s stink makes me shed a tear [Verse] Last month I had to go on a business trip A week away from my girl, I felt my heart start to skip I opened up a bag and it was full of jars She'd been saving them up so she wouldn’t be far [Verse] In my hotel room I had a crazy thought What if I opened them all and let it soak the walls It smelled so strong, I got extremely aroused In a room full of farts from my favorite gal [End]
