Zombies at the Farmer's Market

[Upbeat Banjo Intro] [Verse 1] Down at the farmer's market, on a sunny Saturday, Folks were selling veggies, in the usual way. But then I saw a sight that made my heart stop, Zombies in the aisles, shuffling through the crops. [Chorus] Zombies at the farmer's market, looking for a bite, They’re not here for the veggies, they're here for a fright. With their eyes so vacant, and their groans so loud, Zombies at the farmer's market, drawing quite a crowd. [Verse 2] Miss Sally’s selling peaches, with a smile so bright, But then she saw a zombie, and screamed with all her might. Old Farmer Joe tried to shoo them away, But those undead shoppers just wanted to stay. [Chorus] Zombies at the farmer's market, looking for a bite, They’re not here for the veggies, they're here for a fright. With their eyes so vacant, and their groans so loud, Zombies at the farmer's market, drawing quite a crowd. [Bridge] The band kept on playing, trying to keep the peace, While the zombies wandered aimlessly, looking for a feast. The farmers all were frantic, the shoppers ran in fear, But the zombies kept on coming, every day of the year. [Verse 3] Now we’ve got a new routine, down at the market square, We stock up on our veggies, and bring some extra flair. Garlic and silver, to keep the ghouls at bay, Zombies at the farmer's market, every single day. [Chorus] Zombies at the farmer's market, looking for a bite, They’re not here for the veggies, they're here for a fright. With their eyes so vacant, and their groans so loud, Zombies at the farmer's market, drawing quite a crowd. [Outro] So if you're ever in town, on a sunny Saturday, Come down to the market, where the zombies play. It’s a sight to behold, a market like no other, Zombies at the farmer's market, you’ll laugh and shudder. [Instrumental Fade Out] [End]