Nobody's Perfect (2026)

[Verse] My baby takes out her false teeth My baby takes out her glass eye My baby takes off her wig, yeah And her fake leg at the thigh My baby warms up her hook hand My baby starts to foam and twitch My baby’s colostomy bag Is what it takes to scratch my itch [Chorus] Nobody’s perfect, That’s what they say But I love my baby, love her anyway [Instrumental Fill] [Verse] My baby has 43 chromosomes My baby has running sores My baby has vertigo and Always ends up on the floor My baby has a sweet cleft palette My baby has a club foot too I smack my baby with a rubber mallet And she gets to smack me too [Chorus] Nobody’s perfect, That’s what they say But I love my baby, love her anyway [Verse] My baby has water on the brain My baby has a tracheostomy My baby is legally insane That's why she got a lobotomy [Chorus] Nobody’s perfect, That’s what they say But I love my baby, love her anyway Nobody's Perfect Nobody's Perfect But my baby's perfect For me [END] [END]