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全国緊急会議マルハチマルハチ✨〇〇ン問題

[Intro] [Narrator] 議題番号 マルハチマルハチ 第二号議題 提出 [Whisper Choir] マルハチマルハチ… 第二号議題… 誰にも言うな… [Narrator] 今夜は 緊急会議だべさ 議題は…… あれや、あれ プリンの…… [Committee Murmur] プリン……? [Narrator] ファミマ セブン ローソン [Committee] プリン! プリン! プリン! [Narrator] あれは、 困るっぺ そげな、揺らさんでも [Chairman] 静粛に! [Narrator] 固めか とろとろか なめらかか [Committee Murmur] 固めだろ… いんや、とろとろだ… なめらかにきまっとるがな… [Narrator] 緊急討論開始 [Committee] 議長! 発言を求めます! [Chairman] 認めます! [Committee] プリンは スプーン? ストロー? [Committee] いや! 揺らしてからです! [Committee] 異議あり! [Chairman] 却下! [Narrator] 追加証言 受理 [Committee] 固め派! とろとろ派! なめらか派! [Committee] カラメルせんこう派! プリンせんこう派! 全部混ぜる派! [Chairman] 静粛に! 静粛に! [Narrator] 追加議題 提出 [Committee] ファミマ セブン ローソン [French Rap] 固め とろとろ なめらか 揺れる 揺れない 揺らす 揺らさない セブン ファミマ ローソン 好みがな〜 [Committee Murmur] なんてことだ… 意見が割れている… これは長引くぞ… [Narrator] なお 茶碗蒸しは 対象外とする [Committee] 異議なし! 異議なし! [Chairman] 可決! [Female] 입맛을 뒤흔들어라 [Break] Shake It Shake It Shake It [Opposition Choir] No No No [Narrator] 全国緊急会議の前に 各自 コンビニのプリンを 脳内にて 比較検討するものとする [Committee Murmur] ファミマか… セブンか… ローソンか… [Narrator] 結論は まだ出ていない [Narrator] 有識者の意見は 次回会議の 参考資料となる [Narrator] 固め派 とろとろ派 なめらか派 三派の意見を 募集する コメント待ってるぞ [Chairman] 可決! [Final] 会議終了 ーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー 🇺🇸 [Intro] [Narrator] Agenda Number Zero Eight Zero Eight Second Agenda Item Submitted [Whisper Choir] Zero Eight Zero Eight… Second Agenda Item… Tell no one… [Narrator] Tonight we’re holding an emergency meeting, folks The agenda is…… You know, that thing The pudding…… [Committee Murmur] Pudding……? [Narrator] FamilyMart 7-Eleven Lawson [Committee] Pudding! Pudding! Pudding! [Narrator] That thing… That’s a problem, folks No need to shake it like that [Chairman] Order! [Narrator] Firm? Silky soft? Smooth? [Committee Murmur] Firm, obviously… Nah, it’s gotta be silky soft… Smooth, no question… [Narrator] Emergency debate begins [Committee] Chairman! I request the floor! [Chairman] Granted! [Committee] The pudding… Spoon? Straw? [Committee] No! You shake it first! [Committee] Objection! [Chairman] Overruled! [Narrator] Additional testimony Accepted [Committee] Firm faction! Silky-soft faction! Smooth faction! [Committee] Caramel-first faction! Pudding-first faction! Mix-it-all faction! [Chairman] Order! Order! [Narrator] Additional agenda item Submitted [Committee] FamilyMart 7-Eleven Lawson [French Rap] Firm Silky soft Smooth Shake it Don’t shake it Shake it Don’t shake it 7-Eleven FamilyMart Lawson Guess it’s all a matter of taste~ [Committee Murmur] What a disaster… The opinions are divided… This is going to take a while… [Narrator] Furthermore Chawanmushi shall be excluded from consideration [Committee] No objection! No objection! [Chairman] Passed! [Female] Shake up your taste buds! [Break] Shake It Shake It Shake It [Opposition Choir] No No No [Narrator] Before the National Emergency Meeting each member shall mentally compare the convenience-store puddings [Committee Murmur] FamilyMart… 7-Eleven… Lawson… [Narrator] No conclusion has been reached yet [Narrator] The opinions of the experts will serve as reference material for the next meeting [Narrator] Firm faction Silky-soft faction Smooth faction We call for opinions from all three factions Waiting for your comments [Chairman] Passed! [Final] Meeting adjourned