[Intro] [Flute riff over slap bass and congas] (Spoken, groggy) Oh no... where am I? [Verse 1] Eyes open slow to a ceiling I don't know Lava lamp bubbling, curtains made of gold There's a record still spinning, crackling at the end One shoe on my foot and one shoe on the bed Last thing I remember was a jazz bar on the quay A barman with a grin pouring something green for me Then a taxi, then a staircase, then a key that wouldn't turn Now I'm lying here wondering what I've got to learn [Pre-Chorus] She's humming in the kitchen Making coffee for two She's calling me "darling" And I haven't got a clue [Chorus] What's her name? What's her name? Is it Stella, is it Jane? Well the night went strange and I can't explain How I ended up here, what's her name? (Backing vocals) What's his game? What's his game? [Verse 2] There's a photo on the fridge with a face that looks like mine Arm around a bouncer, holding up a sign Glitter on my jacket and a phone number in pen Written on my forearm but the digits won't make sense She walks in with the toast and she says "you were a star" "Singing on the tables, then you fell behind the bar" I just smile like I know her, nodding like a fool Trying hard to play it cool, trying hard to play it cool [Pre-Chorus] She's laughing at my jokes now She says "same time next week?" I'm searching round for clues Like a detective in a sheet [Chorus] What's her name? What's her name? Is it Stella, is it Jane? Well the night went strange and I can't explain How I ended up here, what's her name? (Backing vocals) What's his game? What's his game? [Bridge] [Breakdown, bass and congas only] Check the post on the mat Check the name on the door Check the label on her coat Hanging by the floor [Horns build] Then she leans in close and whispers low (Female spoken) "You don't remember, do you?" [Instrumental Break] [Hammond organ solo, then flute solo over full band] [Chorus] What's her name? What's her name? Is it Stella, is it Jane? Well the night went strange and I can't explain How I ended up here, what's her name? (Backing vocals) What's his game? What's his game? [Outro] [Groove rides out, horns stabbing] (Spoken, sheepish) It's... Rebecca, isn't it? (Female spoken, laughing) It's Sarah. [Brass hit, end]
