
I Told You So (Red Panda x Squirrel Master)
[Spoken Word] Red Panda… Squirrel Master… BTM… I warned you… You didn't listen… You got rekt… Now you crying… I told you so… (sound effect: 808 pulse slow) [Verse 1 - Red Panda, smooth BC Canadian] Red Panda on the timeline posting every warning Scam ASIC miner listing, spotted it that morning Hash rate specs don't match the manufacturer page Reseller markup three hundred percent, outrage Posted the comparison, price right there plain Community scrolled past it, nobody felt the pain Scam crypto project launching, whitepaper looking thin Github repository empty, no commits found Posted every red flag, tagged community twice Nobody listened fam, everybody paid the price (scam ASIC, scam project, RPM, warned you twice) (sound effect: snare crack bone dry) (sound effect: 808 rolling slow) [Chorus] I told you so (RPM) Red Panda warned you (Red Panda Mining) I told you so (RPM) But you didn't listen (didn't listen) Scam miner arrived (rekt) Scam project rugged (rekt) I told you so (RPM) Now you crying (crying) (sound effect: EDM drop massive) (sound effect: four on floor kick) (sound effect: crowd roar rave energy) [Verse 2 - Squirrel Master, slow southern] Community brigading Red Panda every morning Called him a gatekeeper, called him spreading FUD Scam ASIC miner delivered, hash board dead on arrival Community crying in the discord, seeking survival Dev team disappeared, presale funds collected clean Community losing sixty thousand, emptiest ever seen Red Panda posted the warning, what else could he say Same people in the mentions now asking why today Squirrel Master watching both sides, BTM sees through (gatekeeper label, rekt, BTM, Red Panda right) (sound effect: snare crack echo) (sound effect: 808 deep slow) [Chorus] I told you so (RPM) Red Panda warned you (Red Panda Mining) I told you so (RPM) But you didn't listen (didn't listen) Scam miner arrived (rekt) Scam project rugged (rekt) I told you so (RPM) Now you crying (crying) (sound effect: EDM drop massive) (sound effect: four on floor kick) [Bridge - Red Panda preacher mode] (sound effect: banjo picking slow) Red Panda said the hash rate don't match… Red Panda said the github repo empty… Community said Red Panda spreading FUD… Community aping in… crying in the mud… (sound effect: 808 building slow) Now the mentions full of anger… Red Panda been saying this for years… (sound effect: EDM drop crashes hard) [Verse 3 - Red Panda, I told you so] Three warnings posted clear as day Hash board specs don't match what the listing say Community ratio'd every post, gatekeeper attacked Scam miner delivered, dead hash board inside Warning posted seven days before, nobody cared Scam project dev wallet moved at three AM Red Panda flagged the transfer, posted every gem Community still buying dip, calling it a sale Now posting losses on the feed without fail I told you so, receipts never lie On chain confirmed, Red Panda certified (timestamp, dev wallet, RPM, I told you so) (sound effect: acoustic guitar stab) (sound effect: 808 rolling deep) [Chorus] I told you so (RPM) Red Panda warned you (Red Panda Mining) I told you so (RPM) But you didn't listen (didn't listen) Scam miner arrived (rekt) Scam project rugged (rekt) I told you so (RPM) Now you crying (crying) (sound effect: EDM drop massive) (sound effect: four on floor kick) [Verse 4 - Squirrel Master, hardest verse] Community crying now, posting every loss Red Panda been the prophet, never been the boss Scam miner sitting paperweight on the desk Hash board dead, warranty void, community distress Mint function active, liquidity concentration high Community aping in regardless, watching profits die BTM and RPM posting truth together Riding through this crypto weather I told you so means nothing when the damage done Red Panda posting warnings till the battle won (audit, BTM, RPM, I told you so) (sound effect: triple snare hit) (sound effect: 808 maximum slow) [Final Chorus] I told you so (RPM) Red Panda warned you (Red Panda Mining) I told you so (RPM) But you didn't listen (didn't listen) Scam miner arrived (rekt) Scam project rugged (rekt) I told you so (RPM) Now you crying (crying) (sound effect: crowd roar maximum) (sound effect: EDM drop hardest) (sound effect: 808 maximum) [Spoken Word] Red Panda… Squirrel Master… BTM… I warned you about the scam miners… I warned you about the scam projects… You called me a gatekeeper… You got rekt… On chain never lies… CTE forever… Ozark certified… THATS. ON. THE. SQUIRREL. [Silence: 3s]

