[Verse] Could not help myself on our last vacation stopped to grab a bite at the Indian gas station a little restaurant hidden there inside tandoori chicken was so good it made me want to cry [Chorus] got a full tank of gas but that tank was my ass their food filled me with farts a never ending blast we took the elevator straight up to our room but it got stuck half way up my poor family was doomed [Verse] skunking out my wife and kids my stinky wet farts made them sick my wife said she could taste the gas it filled the elevator fast I tried to hold them all inside a battle I would lose that night seven hours breathing farts screamed each time they heard one start
