Uh Go suck a fat one What? I said what I said Go suck a fat one One, two, go now! [Verse 1] Go suck a fat one Go suck it now Go suck a fat one Over... how, how? Go suck a fat one Bring him Bring him on over to me Suck it ever so softly Suck it, fuck it, bucket, hug it, tuck it for free Oh, please [Pre-Chorus] Don't make a face Don't make it like you've never been told Don't make it a time and place For me on hold, on hold, on hold, on hold You got one hand down and out and one all up in your jeans You're the patron saint of making a goddamn erotic scene [Chorus] Come on then! Come on then! What did you expect? Come on then! Come on then! What did you expect? Is it cash or is it a check? Or is sucking you worse? Or am I sucking your boyfriend first? [Post-Chorus] Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pah, I never wanted me Pa-pa-pa-pa-pah-pahrttily, please Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pah, I never wanted me to be... Oh, to be free! [Verse 2] No one told me credit cards run out of cash You know the one that your dad gave you to spend in on premium Brunswick hash Well, it might have been to put some petrol in your second-hand motor car That you can then sell later to pick up and put down and pull off your push-up bra [Pre-Chorus] What a life, what a life, what a life indeed Put it on the card and just forget about it, please Daddy says, "Janine, there's just no money left" Well... daddy, huh? You should've thought of that I guess Before you made me... so fucking upset! [Bridge] Like what? Like this! Like what? Like this! [Chorus] Come on then! Come on then! What did you expect? Is it cash or is it a check? Or is sucking you worse? Or am I suckin' your boyfriend first... Come on over here! [Post-Chorus] It's like... Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pah, I never wanted me to be... Pa-pa-pa-pa-pah-pahrttily, please Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pah, I never wanted me to be... [Verse 3] You said sabotage, I said... where? You said everywhere, I said... be specific Near my money? Near my Honda Civic? Near my reputation or my dad? Darling, get in line, you're not exactly the cutest one I've ever, never, ever, ever had Sabotage my ass over here Get down on your knees, perlease Sabotage my ass all night and come with alarming ease Fill out the form, tick the box, install it here If you... if you want hard, hard rocks coming in to hard, hard! hard! hard! hard! hard! hard... socks! [Outro] Go suck a fat one Go suck it now Go suck a fat one Bring him to me Suck it ever so softly One, two, three! Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pahrittily, please! I said you, not my-my-my-my... I never wanted me to be... I said you, not my-my-my-my... I never wanted me, yeah! Yeah, gaaaaaaaaaaaah!