SOFT SERVE SABOTAGE

[Verse 1] County line lights up in July Same time, same place, same alibi He's got the kids at the petting zoo I've got fifteen minutes and a thing to do Find you by the funhouse like I always have No names, no numbers—just the same bad math [Pre-Chorus] It's not cheating if it's seasonal Not leaving if I'm back by nine Soft and sweet and temporary Melts before it crosses any line [Chorus] Soft serve sabotage Sticky fingers, clean getaway Soft serve sabotage Gone before the matinee I tell him I'm getting something sweet That's not a lie, that's just incomplete Soft serve sabotage See you same time next year [Verse 2] Sawdust on my knees, neon on my neck Ferris wheel's our clock, we don't miss a sec You taste like summer and bad decisions I taste like a woman with a prior commitment Win me something big, I won't take it home Another thing I wanted that I'll never own [Pre-Chorus] It's not breaking if it bends right back Not a secret if it's just a week The fair leaves Sunday, so does she— The her that likes the way you speak [Chorus] Soft serve sabotage Sticky fingers, clean getaway Soft serve sabotage Gone before the matinee I tell him I'm getting something sweet That's not a lie, that's just incomplete Soft serve sabotage See you same time next year [Bridge] I know what I am in the off-season Good wife, good mother, good and numb But the midway calls and I answer To the only version of me that comes [Final Chorus]* Soft serve sabotage Sticky fingers, clean getaway Soft serve sabotage I was never really here today I tell him I'm getting something sweet And I am—God, I am— Soft serve sabotage Hold this for me See you same time next year