
Pakistan Number One (Remastered)
one day I went a walkin' and I came across a spot. it was not too cold in the winter and the long long summers were not too hot. I found a vendor in the street, mixing fast food with his feet, underneath the reasonable mid day sun he say "you want something to eat?, I made you a little treat" the he laughs and asks if I want some. so he rolls up some naan and some sauce and some meat, and some liquid that maybe he scooped up of the street, he ask if I want spicy or salty or sweet, then he rolls a burrito with his bare feet. then he hands it to me and says, "listen to me son" [spoken word, Pakistani accent] "you owe me thirty rupees and you only gave me twenty one, I'm out here sweating and bleeding in the sun, you ask me for food and I make you some, didn't anyone ever tell you PAKISTAN IS NUMbER ONE!" (chorus, choir) oh Pakistan, oh Pakistan you're out here trying as hard as you can oh Pakistan, oh Pakistan Pakistan is number one! when I finish my fancy tasty street treat,.I make my way across the street, an I feel something underneath my feet. I forgot my shoes how I regret, now my feet are smelly and dark and wet, thinking of all the diseases I, Might, Get! get, whoa oh! I see a tape worm dancing across my toes he looks me in the eye, I and I, know that he knows! whoa oh, whoa oh, whoa oh he pulls up a chair so he can sit in the sun looks at me, and says "listen to me son" whoa oh oh oh, whoa oh oh oh. (chorus, choir) oh Pakistan, oh Pakistan you're out here trying as hard as you can oh Pakistan, oh Pakistan Pakistan is number one! so I go walking! whoa oh! cos worms should not be talking! whoa oh! and on the way to the doctor, I see a group of people in the street! yeah, yeah, yeah they tell me "hey man you've gone wrong, you should at least be wearing some thongs" I just carry on, whoa oh oh oh, I just carry on. I get to the clinic in old mumbai he puts his right hand on his chest. nods his head and then he says! "man you should a never eaten that thing in the street, you should always wear SHOES ON YOUR FEET. now you need treatment and your lucky it's cheap, get me the forms now nurse pahjeet! (chorus, choir) oh Pakistan, oh Pakistan you're out here trying as hard as you can oh Pakistan, oh Pakistan Pakistan is number one!

