🥓 Bacon First Sizzle 🥓

Bacon Eater! Bacon bacon bacon! (ooh la la! Bacon!) Bacon bacon bacon! (it's so crisp. MMMmmmm) Bacon bacon bacon! (oh my god!) Bacon bacon bacon! (it's so greasy) Bacon bacon bacon! (fryin'!) [break] Bacon bacon bacon! (smell it) "Apologies to our non-pork eating brethren. We all share this world that floats in the great void. We are alone here and peace be unto all......*sniff sniff* Do you smell that? It's bacon! Bake Kon! Bacon o roony! baconbaconbaconbacon!" baconbaconbaconbaconity bits baconbaconbacon bits in my grits it's the shit. [Interlude] pop pop that sizzling strip thang of pork pig flesh so super slick and crisp and tender and tough and mmmmm. just mmmmm. Squeal. (Squeal?) Squeal like bacon. Why don't you just drop them eggs? (Drop em?) Drop em right now. (chorus) baconbaconbaconbaconbacon baconbaconbacon baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon baconbaconbacon baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon baconbaconbaconbacon! "Squeal!" Bacon? Bacon. Bacon!? Bacon! (BACON!) bacon, yes. Mmhh *sigh* "Chow for now."