(How y'all doing tonight? Y'all ready to have all y'all a stanktastic evening? I sure hope y'all do.) (Verse 1) This here's a story 'bout my friend Lil Frank His classmates used to tease him cuz he always stank So he took a shower one day before school Just to make all those kids just look like fools (Chorus) They shoulda known better than to mess with Lil Frank Even if every day you could identify his stank (Look Lil Frank, you know you're the best) (So why don't you grow up and act like the rest?) (Verse 2) He went to school clean and all his classmates noticed So he thought he felt like the bestest and the mostest But the kids started laughing and pointed at his feet "Where'd your mom get those, did she find 'em on the street?" (Chorus) Now, they shoulda known better than to mess with Lil Frank Disrespect on his momma he just won't tank (Look Lil Frank, you know you're the best) (So why don't you grow up and act like the rest?) (Verse 3) Lil Frank went home and then he told his momma That he needed new shoes or he might as well wear pajamas At school the next day you'll never guess what happened They liked his shoes but saw his hair and just started laughin' (Aww, Lil Frank, you messed up man. Ignore those kids)
