Hot Topic... Band tees... One innocent shopping trip... Yeah... That lasted about six seconds. Diggin' through shirts, killin' some time Old tour prints, ninety-nine Found one cool, held it up Thought, "Ehh... maybe..." ... Then she showed up. Pastel hoodie. Cute little grin. Looked at me... Looked again. I looked back. She didn't hide it. Girl... I know what that smile invited. Well... This just got interesting. Forget the checkout. Forget the racks. Girl, I think we're past all that. You keep smilin'. I'm attracted. How 'bout we skip to... A little trans-action~ She said, "Cute shirt." I said, "You too." She said, "Smooth." I said, "I try to..." She laughed. Dangerous sound. Now my confidence ten feet off the ground. She stepped closer. Closed the gap. I thought... "Oh, we're really doin' that." Whole store disappeared somehow. Only thing existin'... Is us right now. Listen... I'm just sayin'... You're cute. I'm cute. Math. Cashier watchin' like "Here we go." Everybody else already know. Neither one of us bought a thing. We came for shirts... Left with plans. I said, "So... You busy later?" She smiled... "Depends." I said, "I was thinkin'... Maybe we could negotiate... A little trans-action~" She laughed so hard I knew I had it. Forget the checkout. Forget the racks. Girl, I think we're way past that. You keep smilin'. I'm distracted. Best deal ever... Little trans-action~ Didn't buy... A single shirt. ... Still left... With her number.
