------------------------------------------------------ Arrangement, Music, Lyrics and Artwork © 2026 MiMa. All rights reserved. AI-assisted content — transparency disclosure pursuant to Article 50 of Regulation (EU) 2024/1689 (EU AI Act). ------------------------------------------------------ [Intro] "Hmm... hmmm... huh? Is it noon already? ...... Aw man... my head... what the f*beep* happened last night? ... Better yet... what did not happen? Cause i would not qualify last night as a one night stand..., more a one man show... I certainly should have stopped at two glasses last night.... It makes me choose poorly when deciding to ask a man to come home with me.... ... and.... ofcourse this one did... Ew." [Verse 1] Panties hanging on the bedpost, one shoe in the hall Church bell doing murder on my head and that ain't all There's a man beside me sleeping like he won some kind of prize But mister, I have never been so sorry in my life [Chorus] I should've stopped at two I should've stopped at two One more glass and honey, look what one more glass will do Now his shorts lay on my floor and I can't recall a thing Well, that's a mercy, I suppose, considering [Verse 2] Rouge across the pillow like a crime scene in the sheets Awful lot of talking for a fella that's all speech He was quite the advertisement leaning on that bar Turns out that's the closest that he got done so far [Chorus] I should've stopped at two I should've stopped at two I should've stopped at two One more glass, just one more glass and honey, look what one more glass will do Now his shorts lay on my floor and I can't recall a thing Well, that's a mercy, I suppose, considering [Bridge] Coffee's cold, the sun's too bright, and Lord, the man can snore (the man can snore) Never thought I'd say it, but I wish he'd refused at the door [Break] [Final Chorus] I should've stopped at two I should've stopped at two I should've stopped at two One more glass and honey, look what one more glass will do Now his shorts lay on my floor and I can't recall a thing Well, that's a mercy, I suppose, considering [Outro] Only got the gin, only got the gin (pour it out, pour it out) I should've stopped at two... ...and should have never been f-*beep* -ed by you. [Fade Out]
