[Intro] Yeah… Another day, another delay. Boss moves? Nah, soft moves. CEO… of doin' the least. Let’s get it. [Verse 1] Alarm went off, hit snooze like a champ, Grindset? Nah, mindset stuck in a nap. To-do list lookin' like a novel, real thick, But I’m highlightin’ tasks I already did quick. Emails? Ignored. Dishes? Delayed. Dreams? Pursued… but not today. I’m busy, I swear, got so much in the air— Like TikTok, Netflix, and my thousand-yard stare. [Chorus] I’m the CEO of procrastination, Master of the art of hesitation. Work can wait, I’m buildin’ my brand, Of half-done projects and vibes on demand. [Verse 2] Got a meeting? Cool, I’ll hop in… kinda. Camera off, mic muted, brain on recliner. Boss askin’, “Where’s the report from last night?” “It’s loading…” (Translation: I ain't even write.) Google Docs open, tabs multiply, One for work, ten for "How to not try." Deadlines are just suggestions, right? Like, “Finish whenever, if the vibe feels right.” [Bridge] [Slowed down, jazzy keys solo] Yeah… I could start now. Or later. Or, you know… never. Procrastination ain’t a problem. It’s a lifestyle. [Chorus] [funky bassline] I’m the CEO of procrastination, Master of the art of hesitation. Work can wait, I’m buildin’ my brand, Of half-done projects and vibes on demand. [Outro] So yeah, hustle culture? Couldn’t be me. “Rise and grind”? Nah, “Rest and recline.” I'll get it done… eventually. [Beat fades as phone notification dings] "Oh look, another task… I'll start it tomorrow."
