[Verse] Walked into a bar the other night Yeah the guy told me "Have a good day" So I went home I like that one [Chorus] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] I know I know [Verse 2] My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline She hit the ceiling Ha Ha Ha [Chorus] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] Yeah [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] Oh my god That one's so funny [Verse 3] How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? One But he has to do it during dinner Ha My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks He was a nice guy Turns out he was a web designer [laughter] [Chorus] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [laughter] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [ha ha ha] [laughter] Oh my god
