Me, Myself & Lei'na

[INTRO] Hey bitch... You wanna know what's wrong with me? [Pause] Absolutely fuck all!. I'm perfect. Just ask me. [VERSE 1] I wake up every morning And I kiss my favourite girl She's got the prettiest eyes In the whole damn world She knows exactly what she wants She knows exactly what she needs And if you don't adore her... Well, darling, that's your disease. I've got pictures on the wall I've got mirrors everywhere I like to see myself When I'm walking down the stairs I don't need your validation... But I'll take it if it's free. And if you want my attention— Get in line behind me. [PRE-CHORUS] I don't call it selfish... I call it self-care. I don't call it vanity... I call it being aware. And when the whole damn world Revolves around me... Well, baby... That's just gravity. [CHORUS] ME, MYSELF & I! Baby, that's my holy trinity! I don't need nobody else To tell me who I'm gonna be! ME, MYSELF & I! We're the perfect company! I love myself enough for two And that's, exactly how it's gonna be! You can call me narcissistic... You can call me vain... But when you're this damn fabulous... It's difficult to complain! [VERSE 2] I never lose an argument 'Cause I never say I'm wrong And if you think I hurt your feelings... Well, you probably had it coming all along. I don't apologise for nothing Unless it benefits me And I don't take negative criticism... I take it constructively. I know I'm unforgettable I've heard it all my life Some people call me difficult... Some people call me trouble... Somebody's gonna call me wife. [Small laugh] Lucky bitch. [PRE-CHORUS] I don't need your roses... I don't need your praise... But leave a little compliment If you're standing in my way. And don't you dare compare me To somebody else... There ain't another woman Who could handle being me. [CHORUS] ME, MYSELF & I! Baby, that's my holy trinity! I don't need nobody else To tell me who I'm gonna be! ME, MYSELF & I! We're the perfect company! I love myself enough for two And that's, exactly how it's gonna be! You can call me narcissistic... You can call me vain... But when you're this damn fabulous... It's difficult to complain! [BRIDGE] Now... Don't get me wrong. I care about other people. [Pause] I just care about me... A little bit more. [Hammond swell] Actually... A hell of a lot more. [GUITAR SOLO] [BREAKDOWN | Deep bass • stripped-back drums • sultry vocal] Mirror, mirror... On the wall... Who's the greatest of them all? [Pause] Don't bother answering. I already know. [FINAL CHORUS] ME, MYSELF & I! Baby, that's my holy trinity! I don't need nobody else To tell me who I'm gonna be! ME, MYSELF & I! We're the perfect company! I've got everything I need Right here inside of me! You can call me narcissistic! You can call me vain! You can roll your eyes at me And you can kiss my ass again! ME, MYSELF & I! That's the woman that you see! And if you can't handle all this fabulous... Honey, that's not my problem— That's your personality! [OUTRO] Me... Myself... And I... [Soft laugh] We make three. And darling... Three's a crowd. Unless it's me. [Final guitar chord]