Title: “Float Like a Feather” Verse 1 Some say it’s a burden, some say it’s a curse, But I’ve found a secret, and it couldn’t be worse. It keeps me warm on a wintery night, And when I jump in the ocean, I float just right. Verse 2 Oceans may roar, waves may collide, But this cushy armor is my buoyant guide. While skinny folks sink and struggle to swim, I’m chilling on the surface, looking rather prim. Chorus Oh, my love for fat, it’s a lifesaver, see, Keeps me afloat like a cork in the sea. Warm in the cold, buoyant and free, I’m floating, I’m laughing, just let it be! Verse 3 It hugs the curves and cushions the falls, Turns jelly rolls into life-saving walls. No need for vests when I enter the tide, I glide like a blimp, I take it in stride. Bridge Some may diet, some may fret, But I embrace my flab, no regret. Science may study, but we already know, Fat is a hero wherever I go! Chorus Oh, my love for fat, it’s a lifesaver, see, Keeps me afloat like a cork in the sea. Warm in the cold, buoyant and free, I’m floating, I’m laughing, just let it be! Outro (playful, upbeat) So next time you worry, just remember this fact, A little extra padding keeps life intact. Float like a feather, dive with glee, Thank you, dear fat, for saving me!
