A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. It is a period of civil war. Rebel space ships collide with the evil Galactic Empire. I’m smoking weed with Princess Leia And Luke’s here too You know Yoda brought the bong We’re hangin with all the pretty bitches from Naboo Chewie and Han, they didn’t come here solo Darth Vader’s here too, you wouldn’t expect that but they know That nothing is more sacred Than the Jedi toke circle, they made it. General Grievous, Darth Maul, and Jabba The Hut may have done things wrong. But you wouldn’t believe the bowls these guys have, plus their blunts and bongs. I’m smoking weed with Princess Leia And Luke’s here too You know Yoda brought the bong We’re hangin with all the pretty bitches from Naboo C-3PO came through, and out of his gold arm grew A tiny blunt roller. And the grinder is R-2. The eewoks stopped by, to take a couple tokes No one even mentioned who shot first, folks. Everyone’s toking up, the Gungans are throwing ass, they clap. Not one of them thought for a second that this could be a trap. Kylo Ren and the Red Knights passed so many joints around Snoke could barely stand back up after he fell to the ground. I’m smoking weed with Princess Leia And Luke’s here too You know Yoda brought the bong We’re hangin with all the pretty bitches from Naboo Emperor Palpatine knocked on the door, with weed and cupcakes in hand. Baby Yoda force pulled one of them into his mouth. Jar Jar Binks showed up with cupcakes too, but they quickly kicked that guy out. Everyone stood hand in hand, and sang kumbaya Mace Windu came through, Obi Wan was there too. The Mandelorian wasn’t there long, he had some crazy shit to attend to. Finn, Ray and Poe brought BB-8 though, and they smoked weed out of him too from every nook and hole. I’m smoking weed with Princess Leia And Luke’s here too You know Yoda brought the bong We’re hangin with all the pretty bitches from Naboo Then things got funky (maclunky!) The rancor grabbed the bong, he Looked like he would crush it with his crazy strong teeth. But he was very gentle, and no one Wilhelm screamed. And obviously, the Death Star, became one huge bong for the rest of our Friends from the Star Wars universe. Boba Fett, he was on a solo mission on a moon way far away. But he was still able to get high thanks to the Death Star that day. I’m smoking weed with Princess Leia And Luke’s here too You know Yoda brought the bong We’re hangin with all the pretty bitches from Naboo Then they all got medals, for what we will not know. But they smoked weed so good that day, they brought peace to the universe in one toke.
