[Intro] Yo… May 13th, what’s this crazy mix? Calendar trippin’ again, throwin’ all kinds of tricks. Frogs jumpin’, leprechauns sneakin’, pie in the air, But we keep it cool… let’s twist this right here, fo shizzle. [Verse 1] Woke up on Frog Jumping Day, hoppin’ smooth like Twain’s frog, Calaveras County style, bettin’ on leaps in the fog. Leprechaun Day creepin’, chasin’ that pot of gold, Stayin’ green, stayin’ clean — pinch me if it gets too bold. Cough Drop Day soothin’ this lazy Sunday flow, Menthol in my throat, now the words come nice and slow. Crouton Day crunchin’, tossin’ ’em in the salad bowl, National Crouton Day — makin’ greens feel super bold, fo shizzle. [Chorus] It’s a weird, weird Wednesday, holidays gone wild! Weird Wednesday… gone wild! We laugh at the nonsense, keep it positive, my child! Positive vibes, yeah… Hummus drippin’, apple pie stack, Cocktails shakin’, fruit cocktail clap! Good times roll… weird days take control! Smooth with the flow — that’s the Dogg Pound stroll! [Verse 2] International Hummus Day, scoopin’ chickpeas real deep, Pita bread ridin’ shotgun on this Mediterranean beat. National Apple Pie Day, warm slice, grandma’s secret touch, Sweet like the West Coast, ain’t nothin’ in a rush. World Cocktail Day mixin’, shakin’ drinks till they glow, Receptionists holdin’ it down with that patient pro flow. Night Shift Workers Day — y’all vampires doin’ it right, Root Canal Appreciation? Man, that one still wild… but we keep it light. [Chorus] It’s a weird, weird Wednesday, holidays gone wild! Weird Wednesday… gone wild! We laugh at the nonsense, keep it positive, my child! Positive vibes, yeah… Beverages flowin’, frogs in the mix, Leap through the madness, let the good times fix! Good times roll… weird days take control! Weird Wednesday warriors — we just ridin’ slow! [Bridge] Yeah they random, straight ridiculous, keep it real… Leprechauns and croutons? Calendar lost the wheel. But they give us reasons to hop, dip, and pour that drink, Life’s too short, homie — celebrate the weird, don’t overthink. [Verse 3] From jumpin’ amphibians to them tiny gold-hoardin’ dudes, Hummus on pie with a cocktail chaser, keep it smooth and crude. Positive message slidin’ through the silly parade, I poke fun but I love ’em — that’s the Dogg code, laid back. Turn the volume up, let this flow ride wherever you at, May 13th weirdness — put it on the map like that. Tomorrow another circus, but today we wear the crown, Weird Wednesday warriors — Snoop Dogg never backin’ down! [Outro] Yeah… weird holidays, man. Love ’em or roast ’em slow. Hop like a frog, chase that gold, stay saucy and hydrated, fo shizzle. May 13th… we out! Weird Wednesday… we out! 🐸🍸🥧
