Cereal Killer Breakfast Club

[Verse 1] Roommate A says “smell test pass,” Roommate B says “pour it fast.” Jug tips—stringy chunks like grief, we watch it crawl across the wheat. [Pre-Chorus] Spoon in hand, I bargain hard: “five bucks says I keep it down.” [Chorus] Cereal killer breakfast club—crunch, gag, grin, oat tomb, milk sin. If morning’s holy, bless our gut— slam that bowl like shut-up, shut. [Post-Chorus] Ah-ah-ah—don’t hurl—ah—hold—swallow. [Verse 2] Breadcrumb ants in sugar jar, mystery floater: little star. Someone coughs a jelly pearl, sink coughs back, brown whirl. [Pre-Chorus] Toast pops black, smoke says hi; we raid the drawer for plastic knives. [Chorus] Cereal killer breakfast club—clack, splash, deal, spoon bites, we kneel. If shame tastes sour, stir it tough— mix the crime, then act like buff. [Break / Build] (Roommate C:) “Check expiration.” (Roommate D:) “Calendar’s wrong.” (Neighbor through wall:) “Eat it or move along.” [Drop] (Beat slams back; the kitchen answers.) [Verse 3] I take a victory slug—bad plan, mouth turns yogurt, ancient fan. Throat says nope—stomach flips, I burp a curse with pity drips. [Bridge / Rap] Left hand bowl, right hand bin, bless this filth I’m drowning in. I chant “break-fast”—snap my pride, milk grave digs from inside. [Verse 4] Roommate laughs, throws marshmallow hail, I dodge, slip, trail of pale. We crown a champ with paper ring, he chugs the dregs—king of sting. [Double Chorus] Cereal killer breakfast club—crunch, gag, grin, oat tomb, milk sin. If dignity’s dead, we eat the proof— chew the crime beneath the roof. Cereal killer breakfast club—clack, splash, deal, group pact: no appeal. We chant “never again”—then wink— tomorrow’s jug will make us think. [Tag / Outro] (Lease voice:) “Quiet hours.” We whisper “sorry,” and keep chewing.