[Intro] [Upbeat, mischievous] "Wait, are we rolling? Perfect, action!" [Verse 1] [Rapid-fire, amused] Lighting's good, angle right, filming in 4K Just hit record when—door swings open, oh hey! Friends burst in, holding papers, faces red "We need to talk, hun," then realize what's on the bed [Pre-Chorus] [Palm-muted guitar, playful suspense] “Oh my god, is this an intervention? Kinda awkward—unless you want attention...” [Chorus] [Catchy, chanting] Sex tape intervention Friends catching bad intentions Came for moral correction Stayed for viewer discretion Sex tape intervention Trying hard to mention My dangerous obsession Ended up joining the session [Verse 2] [Increasingly comedic, scandalous] Ashley drops her notes, whispers, "This ain't right" Dylan hides his eyes but keeps sneaking sight Sarah says, "You need therapy, please!" But can't help smiling, kicks off shoes, "On my knees?" [Pre-Chorus] [Building playful persuasion] “Oh my god, this wasn't my intention But everyone's welcome at my intervention!” [Chorus] Sex tape intervention Friends catching bad intentions Came for moral correction Stayed for viewer discretion Sex tape intervention Tossing out prevention No room for apprehension We're breaking every convention [Bridge] [Half-time, mock-serious confession] “So, I might have a problem, that’s what you say, But your clothes on the floor tell a different way. If sinning’s so wrong, then explain to me, Why you're smiling, blushing, posing—ready for scene three!” [Breakdown] [Fast, humorous chaos] Lights, camera, you're in the crew Makeup, action, I'm directing you! Moral compass smashed on the floor Now you're begging, pleading, "Film us more!" [Final Chorus] Sex tape intervention Friends catching bad intentions Came for moral correction Stayed for viewer discretion Sex tape intervention Now a viral invention Losing all pretension The best kind of prevention [Outro] [Giggling, breathless] "So, same time next week? Bring snacks!"
