[Verse 1] Cancel the joint subscription Change the emergency contact Take your name off the delivery app Decide who keeps the mattress There should be violins Or somebody falling to their knees Instead I’m changing billing information And forwarding mail [Pre-Chorus] Nobody writes songs About removing someone From the family plan [Chorus] The administrative end of love Passwords Addresses Things to sign The administrative end of love Turning “ours” into “Yours” and “mine” Nobody prepares you For how heartbreak becomes paperwork One minute you’re somebody’s person Next minute you’re updating Next of kin [Verse 2] Return the spare key Remove the saved card Tell the dentist There’s only one appointment now Delete the shared calendar Unlink the speakers Choose which person keeps the photographs Nobody particularly wants to choose [Bridge — dark humour] Relationship status: Complicated No Actually There’s a dropdown menu Apparently heartbreak Requires accurate data [Final Chorus] The administrative end of love Every tiny system has to learn We aren’t us anymore The administrative end of love No dramatic final scene Just confirmation emails Arriving quietly “Your changes have been saved” Mm Wish the heart Worked like that [Outro — low, then high harmony] Changes saved Changes saved Changes…
